Well StickDeath fans...this page is for you. My fan mail outnumbers my hate mail by (not kidding) about 20,000(MIN) to 1. I get mail from hundreds of countries, and most is great , but I have had hate mail from Australia, the UK, Ireland(come on), Sweden( dude didn't even write it in English),Italy ( hey I love pizza, thanks),Canada (Blame Canada) and other countries, but the thing that I find funny is that I get so much mail from them saying they love it...cracks me up. I get a lot of fake stuff from people hoping to see their note here...but I have a way of telling if it is real or not...and here is some of it.
Ok, it's not like i think i'm going to make any difference with this e-mail, and i have no problem with your sense of humor or website cuz if i did, i shouldn't be on it, right? I just want to know what's up with the comment on the bullfighter. I mean, those are real people you're talking about there, not stickpeople so there goes your backup with the "calm down they're just animations". do you really think that's funny? just curious though, if you died tonight, where do you think you'd end up?
My comment: Well thanks for the note. You are right, those guys are people too. But they are also assuming the risk of being gored to death for the glory of killing the bull. Since the guy is taking the risk, and the bull is being killed for no reason at all...I back the bull. I HOPE the bull has little pieces of the guys rectum hanging from his horns when it's over. By assuming the risk, I mean he knows what he's getting into. Like the mafia, or gangs. No one really cares when those guys get killed do they? OK...maybe their families, but they know what's up also. I shouldn't group the mafia and gangs together, because at least when the mob decides to make a hit, they actually get who they are going after. The gang bangers run around shooting and usually wipe out an innocent bystander. Ideally the 2 people involved would shoot each other at the same time, instead of missing their target and hitting a little 5 yr. old girl buying ice cream. (happened not too far from my old house). I hope you now see the difference.
As for the question "if you died tonight, where do you think you'd end up?" ...I'm not going out tonight, so if I died tonight I'd expect to end up at home. It's not like you can die and then go out partying. And by the way....calm down, they ARE just animations.
From: "Denise (removed)"
<removed@cfl.rr.com>
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: Your humor is gay
Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 00:05:02 -0700
Hey dude, I like your stick animations and shit but I was
reading your hate mail and I thought you were a little dry on the humor. Who the
fuck cares about how to spell macabre. If I were you I would get rid of everything
but the animations because everything but that is gay. Peace out dude. I think
some of those letters are fake. Nobody's that fucking stupid and nobody would put
something that was really true about their site that was detrimental on the their site.
Peace
My comment: Trust me, I don't care how you spell macabre, or anything else for that matter. But why not point out the obvious. As for this mail page being gay... how the hell can text be gay? It can be fucking stupid, or meaningless, I'll agree to that....but gay?....I don't think so. As for it being fake because "Nobody's that fucking stupid and nobody would put something that was really true about their site that was detrimental on the their site."... you must not go out much to say nobody is "that stupid". Or maybe I run into the only stupid fucks that exist, in my daily life. Seriously...there are stupid assholes all over the place. Why would you think they haven't been able to drop in an AOL CD and spread their stupidity to the internet, or even to me? And I have to add....your last comment makes no sense at all. You are telling me that I won't put comments that are detrimental to my site on my site....and yet that is exactly what you were reading. Are you saying that this page doesn't exist? The next time some asshole hits his breaks in the left lane on the expressway to dial his cell phone, I'm going to think of you and your stupidpeopleless society. You must live in a town of one, and not know yourself.
From: <removed@hotmail.com>
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: You suck
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 10:05:25
I think you are dum, death is not funny. Your parents should have taught you.
I decided to mess with this guy so I sent a note back, but I changed my name to "postmaster at StickDeath.com" with this note: Your note is being returned by an automatic mail response program. The recipient has an idiot filter installed in his e-mail inbox, and your note was returned due to the following reason(s): idiot detected and/or misspelled word=dumb.
So I got a laugh, but the best was yet to come. I then got this note:
From: <removed@hotmail.com>
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: e-mail filter
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 11:31:21
You are lucky you have a filter or whatever because I was telling you I don't like your site.
Of course I sent him the automatic response again.....it took me about 20 minutes to send it because I was laughing my ass off. I guess I'm easily amused. Haven't heard from him again, so i guess the "idiot filter" actually does work!
From: <removed@aol.com>
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: Forgiveness
Date: Tue, 9 Apr 2001 01:22:19
Dear StickDeath, Criminals are people too. You promote a death sentence for the small crimes. My cousin is in jail for a robbery, but according to you, he should be dead. I think you should be dead for saying that.
| I am not going to spend much time on this one...but to be honest, I would EXPECT someone to try to kill me during a robbery, so....so...well click play to the right. |
X-Originating-IP: [24.157.2.240]
From: <removed@hotmail.com>
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: Gay ass site
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 05:02:19
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 13 Mar 2001 05:02:20.0022 (UTC) FILETIME=[C83DB160:01C0AB7A]
Your site, and many people will agree with me stinks! That art is to basic and ugly that a monkey could do it! I read your news post earlier 'you have a business trip' to attend, what do u there eh? just sit a comfy chair drawing gay stick figures! And another thing, are you too pussy to put a pic of what you look like on the net, so we can see what kind of pysco is behind this 'masterpiece' website?
My comment: Too basic and ugly?....now that is upsetting to hear....I thought it was complex and beautiful.....DAMN! The business trip was referring to my day job. I'm sure you'll have a job someday....I can tell you are headed for a rewarding job in the lawn care business, so I'm sure you'll do some traveling also. As for a picture of me...here you go (I'm the one with the small ass on the right). Click Here
From: "andrea (removed)"
<(removed@br.monarch.net>
To: <Rob@StickDeath.com>
Subject: get off here!!!
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 23:42:18 -0800
I want you off my web site, my son somehow downloaded you. No unsubsrcrip
line. i want you off. Or I will report. You have no way of someone getting off
here..almost a subviruse, sooooo lets get with the program!!!!! we do don't want you
as main page soooo!
My comment: I have to say I laughed at this for about 5 minutes. OK...here goes. #1 It's not a "subviruse" I have no fucking idea what a "subviruse" is. Your son set StickDeath.com as your Startup page (the page that comes up 1st when you open your browser). A browser is the window you are looking at when you open Internet Explorer, Netscape, or in your case maybe "Hillbilly Miracle Box Viewer". I don't have an "unsubsrcrip line" as you call it, and I encourage you to report me to everyone you know. One question though....when you all sit around and watch the miracle box... is your son the only one that knows how to "change the channel"? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
From:Tyson (removed)
Reply-To:(removed)
Subject:Hello
Your figure deaths blow shit. Get the fuck off of this fine establishment.
My comment: Hmmm....I can almost picture you....that's an awfully big word there...(establishment.) good job.
PRIVATE MESSAGE:
Date:
09/25/98 18:12:10
E-mail:
(removed)
How the site was found:
Followed link from another page
Opinion of site:
Poor
Comments:
i don't find this "beating" cartoon in good taste...what a very sad world to
make light of something so ugly....
My comment: Not in good taste? Stop licking the monitor! Yes, it's becoming a sad world full of liberal scum. Foff.
From:
(removed)
Reply-To:
(removed)
To:
stikdeth@locallink.net
Subject:
Your graphics suck.
My comment.: Damn it! All those years in art school down the drain! ;-)
i_like = the animation is good, the concept is sickening and inhumane!
My comment: ...uh...in order to be inhumane, don't you need to be dealing with humans? But... Sickening and inhumane is a good description of my site...yes.
PRIVATE MESSAGE:
Date: 10/20/98 21:17:13
Name: LBC
Phone Number: 444555544
Is there anything else you'd like to see here?NO
How the site was found: Accidentally
Opinion of site: Poor
Comments:
YOU CRAP SITE SUCKS IT IS SO BOORING BYE LOOSER
My comment: I can tell this is a guy that will really get a kick out of seeing something he typed show up here...but I feel sorry for him...so go ahead...blow your load dude...but in the future...please run a spell check.
PRIVATE MESSAGE:
Date:
10/27/98 21:33:18
How the site was found:
No answer
Opinion of site:
No answer
Comments:
have you nothing better to do with your time
My comment: I can't believe it....some ass took the time to write " have you nothing better to do with your time ".
found_you_in = Someone told me about it
opinion = sick
other = Your webpage is not only childish and ridiculous, it is outright horrific and an
abomination to mankind. You my friend, deserve to be executed.
My comment: Ummm.... are you trying to tell me you like it?
From: (removed)@aol.com
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998 22:54:58 EST
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: STICK DEATH
YOUR STICKS SUCK NOT ONLY DO I FINE THEM OFFENSIVE BUT THEY ARE ALSO RIDICULUS
AND I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRAWING
GUYS HAVING THEIR TESTICLES FALL OFF. IF YOU DO NOT FIX YOUR LITTLE CARTTONNS
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF.
My comment: Wow! I better figure out what CARTTONNS
are and fix 'em! While I'm at it, I'll fix
the RIDICULUS also...if I can FINE them.
You are a peice of shit...I want to see looters shoot off your balls
My Comment: See what jealousy can do? What's the matter?...Do you want mine to look like yours?
Return-Path: <(removed)@aol.com>
From: (Removed)@aol.com
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1998 22:48:04 EST
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: hate mail reply
THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO SENT THE OTHER LETTER ABOUT THE RIDICULOUS AND
CHILDISH CARTOONS. YOUR REPLY WAS GAY. YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ME
MISSPELLING A FEW WORDS IN MY LETTER; WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY, I USED SPELL
CHECK THIS TIME!!!
My Comment: Next time, use an idiot check so I don't have to get these anymore. By the way ...if you don't like my website...why the hell would you come back?
PRIVATE MESSAGE:
Date: 11/22/98 21:43:05
E-mail: (Removed)
Is there anything else you'd like to see here? no
How the site was found: Someone told me about it
Opinion of site: Poor
Comments:
this is very sick.... and we wonder what is wrong with society today?????
My Comment: Wow lady...you actually pissed me off with that one. I wrote about a half page of what i think is wrong with our society today, but I'm not going to put everyone through that for just you. So my advice is ...unplug your computer....go enjoy a big bowl of brown...and think about it? Ask yourself...if Rob Lewis didn't make these animations would the world be a perfect place? And while your at it...grab the shampoo...hahaha.
(At least this guy sent his misguided mail in my actual e-mail:)
All your shitty cartoons suck ass. I would rather see two
78 year old
ladies making out. So take your lousy cartoons and shove 'em up your ass.
My Comment: Nah...thats OK...you finish 'em up.
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1998 21:52:08 -0500 (EST)
From: (removed)@aol.com (Another AOL fan)
Subject: Hello
To: rob@stickdeath.com
You know what, your should take a gun and shove it up your ass and pull the
trigger cause your cartoons suck dick
My Comment: Actually that would be cool shooting you while holding the gun in my ass....but don't worry ...I'd probably miss because 1.) I'd be laughing too hard and 2.) I couldn't sight you in too well...hahahaha.
PRIVATE MESSAGE:
Date: 12/21/98 16:09:17
Opinion of site: Poor
Comments: This is terrible...you should be ashamed of putting this trash into other
people's minds.
My Comment: What??....I'm sorry, I wasn't paying
attention....ummmm...no, I don't mind other peoples trash...uh...is that what you asked?
From: <(removed)@oak.cats.ohiou.edu>
Subject: (no subject)
why do you insist upon hiding yourself behind these weak, lame little
cartoons? if you want to kill someone why don't you, you cowardly
little bastard. even my grandma had more balls than you (bet you're
going to make some snide little cutesie remark about my grandma's balls
aren't you?) oh well at least she had the guts to actually kill people
instead of fantasizing about it. also, she actually had sex with some
one other than herself every once in a while.
My Comment: I think there's a little more to the
grandma thing you don't want to talk about....isn't there....come on....it's OK....it's
not your fault....sometimes grandma's do bad things to their grandkids....That person you
were talking about in the last line....it was you... wasn't it.....it's OK...it's
OK....shhhhhh....there, there....shhhhhhhhhhhh....
Subject: Your stick "men'
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1999 19:39:20 -0500
From: Cheri (removed) <(removed)@cyberzone.net>
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Your not funny.....and even my teenage kids think you're
macrebe...I think you must have too much free time on your
hands....."Stix" (no pun intended)......wrote a song about
that.....perhaps it was "before your time"......get a
life......learn a sense of "humor", or go AWAY!!!!
My Comment: OK...lemme get this straight....you're (not
your...I got it) suggesting that I get a life....which, by your description, includes
listening to Stix, getting your kids opinion on my web site, and then telling ME to
"go away" while you're at MY web site? And also....just where do you go to
"learn" a sense of humor?....I guess for you, it was the same place you went to
learn how to spell macabre. I feel sorry for your kids.
>From: "(Removed)"
<(removed)@hotmail.com>
>To: rob@stickdeath.com
>Subject: your page
>Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 16:36:28 PST
>
>Your page has to be the most repulsive , disturbing ,obscene trash I
>have ever seen in my life . You obviously have a lot of free time on
>your hands. I suggest you get yourself some friends and a better hobby .
>Maybe you should see someone about this problem you have , associating
>stick figures with vulgar language, blood baths ,the ripping of
>testicles, and death . If this is your idea of a joke you have a sick
>sense of humor . Bloodlusting freaks like you DON'T BELONG ON THE
>INTERNET .
My comment: Hmmmmm....a better hobby.....hmmmm.....I GOT IT ! .... I'll start a porn site! THEN will I belong on the internet? Excuse me Mr. "Internet cop"...yes you... all white knuckled with your hand wrapped around your mouse....the so called "blood" you refer to is digital...not real, like the blood I was watching on a shock video show, shown on network television tonight. Dine on my unit....and then surf your ass outta here.
(By the way, if any of you saw the show I was reffering to (2/4/99)....did you laugh your ass off like I did when the bull kicked that bullfighters ass and gored him in the neck?!... HA! They stick those spear-like things into the bull and then stand there all tight-assed like they did something brave or something... I love it when the bull flips them around like the pussies they are. If only the bull would have better aim and gore him through his head !....please keep those video cameras rolling!....I wanna see it ! )
(Hate mail from Australia)
>From: "Removed"
<(removed)@picknowl.com.au>
>To: rob@stickdeath.com
>Subject: Stickdeath
At 12:42 PM 1/31/99 +1030, you wrote:
>You're insane, do you know that? I pity your poor mother who had to put
>up with you when you were younger. You should really seek psychiatric
>help, or kill yourself. Your choice.
My comment: I hope a kangaroo kicks your
head off.....mate. By the way....of my choices...what if I have my
psychiatrist kill me?....I hate making decisions.
Note: Of the people that have written from Australia...all of
them had been cool...until this guy...I guess there are greeners all over the world.
>From: "(Removed)" <(removed)@aol.com>
>To: rob@stickdeath.com
>Subject: Read this
>Date: Mon, 1 Feb 1999 12:32:21 PST
Do you have any idea what you're doing? How do you sleep at night knowing you have this web sight up? This is a terrible example to set. You are sick.
My comment: Ummm....usually I fall asleep watching TV....but twice I was sitting at my computer...(OK, there MAY have been alcohol involved). Oh and by the way...how can my examples be terrible? ....I don't even HAVE any examples. Can I offer you some brown?
From: "glen ." <(removed)@hotmail.com>
To: rob@stickdeath.com
Subject: your a DICK
Date: Sat, 25 Mar 2000 19:51:00 NZST
ROB MAN, WHATS WITH YOUR FUCKIN GAY ASS SITE YOU WANKER.
YOU MUST SPEND ALL DAY ON IT YOU COMPUTER NERD.
My comment: Ahhhh yes...hotmail...you have to love those free e-mail services. Well, dork...all I can say is if I did spend all day on my site it would be A LOT better. You think it takes me so long, because in order for you to do the same with your damaged brain, you need Mommy to move the mouse for you and type. Am I close? I know it's frustrating...ask her to put a beer in your spill-less cup with the BIG handle, and take it easy.
From: (Removed)@cs.com
Date: Thu, 21Mar 2000 12:57:43 EST
Subject: you suck
To: rob@stickdeath.com
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
You suck . Why do you think this is funny. I hope something like that happens to YOU. Then
you won't think it's so funny.
My comment: If it happens to me...I hope it's something funny. I hope someone good does the animation. I mean really , If it's your time, usually you don't have a choice...but if I did...yes, I would hope it was funny for others to chuckle at, rather than something boring.
From: (Removed)@juno.com
To: ROB@STICKDEATH.COM
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 21:17:41 -0600
Subject: You have problems!
X-Mailer: Juno 4.0.3
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Listen, You have problems! I can't belive that you think killing stick
people is cool! Do you do that in real life? Dude, turn it down a bit!
My comment: OK...take it easy and...no...no....calm down.....hey!...calm down. Now. Stick people aren't real....hey...listen...LISTEN....Stick people aren't real therefore I cannot be doing this in real life....really...they are not real. I know the tooth fairy has been telling lies about me...and Santa never liked me....but I assure you I am not killing stick people in real life.
P.S. say hello to Peter Pan the next time you talk to him.
More to come I am sure.
Cheers, Rob